Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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