when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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