You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
