DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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