i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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