I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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