His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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