Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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