Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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