took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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