I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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