Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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