My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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