So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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