grandma shit on top of the toilet
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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