HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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