I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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