I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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