super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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