found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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