it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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