can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
only you would photoshop your dick
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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