You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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