Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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