super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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