problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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