I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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