no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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