Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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