I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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