what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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