ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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