i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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