i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
only you would photoshop your dick
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Holy sore nipples Batman
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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