i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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