I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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