Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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