Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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