Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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