so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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