Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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