i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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