i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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