Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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