the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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