i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Randomize
