I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was like having sex with a tree stump
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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