I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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