You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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