Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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