I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i came on her dog
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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