Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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