I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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