I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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