have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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